The Burger Review Directory

Overall Score: 90 and up

As close to burger perfection as you’re going to get. The best of the best.

Overall Score: 60-69

Something’s not right, but there could be one or two things okay about it.

Overall Score: 50-59

Maybe if I’m desperate enough (ie, drunk or to the point of starvation, but even then).

Overall Score: Less than 50

Fortunately, we haven't tried any burgers this bad.